The 22 Funniest and Dumbest Headlines of the Week

While the world tuned in to watch Team U.S.A. compete in the 2024 Olympic Games ... and, ya know, read up on the latest Aaron Sorkin-ian twists and turns precluding November's impending Presidential election, 

a whole lot of weird stuff happened this week. Brawls over allegedly unseasoned chicken. A teen purportedly derailed a train in pursuit of internet clout. Spider manslaughter ... or should we say insecticide? It's been a weird one, but fortunately, we've got everything you may have missed during this ever-strange week. 

From Karens calling the HOA on a neighbor's lemonade stand to LVHM lamenting that people are too sad to splurge on pricy champagne, here are the 22 funniest and dumbest headlines of the week.