The 25 Most Memorable Simpsons Quotes of All-Time
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Kirk van Houten: I sleep in a racing car, do you? Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. -u/cralle-kween
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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me". Postal Agent: "Ok Mr. Burns, what is your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." -u/FloBee82
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I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! Grampa Simpson. -u/DrJawn
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Gun store owner: “Sorry the law requires a five day waiting period—we’ve got to run a background check…” Homer “Five days? But I’m mad now! _u/deepsea333
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Homer walks out of shower , answers telephone “you’re going to have to speak louder I’m wearing a towel”. -u/Leesider1
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Oh sure, Lisa. As if pork, bacon and ham all come from the same maaaagical creature! -u/Bloedman
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You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. That’s a spoon. Ah. I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before. -u/BettieKat
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"See Marge, I TOLD you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU shouldn't. " -u/belgianbeernfries
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Scully : This is a simple lie detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand? Homer : Yes. Lie detector explodes. -u/ACuteMonkeysUncle
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