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20 Terrible, Terrible Barbies That Make Weird Barbie Look Normal

Long before Weird Barbie emerged as the marker-stained hero of last summer's Barbie movie, she was far from the first fashion doll from Mattel to elicit a resounding "huh?" from little girls around the globe. Since Barbie's toy store debut in 1959, her overlords decided to get really, really weird with it, expanding sanctified Barbie pastimes to include founding father, operating a pooper scooper and getting attacked by birds a la 

Tippi Hedren. 


From pregnant Midge to Rosie O'Donnell and, of course, the infamous Earring Magic Ken, here are 20 terrible, terrible Barbies that make weird Barbie look fresh out of the box.

1. Barbie Forever Barbie Doll with Tanner the Dog — a.k.a. pooper scooper Barbie

2. "Rappin' Rockin'" Barbie, Ken, Theresa and Christie

3. Barbie & Ken Star Trek Giftset

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4. Oreo School Time Fun Barbie — a.k.a. “cancelable Barbie”

5. ‘Mad Men’ Barbies

6. McDonald's Fun Time Barbie and Kelly Dolls

7. Alfred Hitchcock's THE BIRDS Barbie Doll — a.k.a. Ornithophobia Barbie

8. Video Girl Barbie — a.k.a. FBI warning Barbie

9. Lounge Kitties Barbie

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10. Totally Stylin’ Tattoos Barbie

11. Kissing Barbie

12. Teen Talk Barbie — a.k.a. Barbie that told girls that “math class is tough.”

13. Barbie Doll Newborn Pups Playset — a.k.a. Pregnant dog delivery Barbie

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14. Happy Family Grandpa Barbie Doll

15. Rosie O’Donnell Friend of Barbie

16. 1996 George Washington FAO Schwarz Limited Edition Barbie — a.k.a. George Washington Barbie

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17. Barbie Happy Family Pregnant Midge & Baby — a.k.a pregnant Barbie

18. Tokidoki Barbie Doll — a.k.a. “tattoo Barbie”

19. Earring Magic Ken — a.k.a. “gay Ken”

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20. Shaving Fun Ken

21. Star Wars Chewbacca x Barbie Doll

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