The Best Answers to the 'Pick Two to Defend You' Meme

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Pick two, they will defend you while the rest come to kill you. So who are you choosing? I think without the shooter, you might not make it more than a second, depending on where the fight takes place. If you choose the rats, can you organize them? 50 Eagles? 5 Gorillas? Were not sure what we'd choose, but a lot of people took the meme pretty seriously.

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So have we. I'd go 50 eagles and 10,000 rats. We attack from the sky and the ground. Organized we first take out the shooter, and then the rats will build week underground tunnels, which we will use to trap the heavier things like the bears and gorillas and bison. For the lions, wolves and crocs, well stand our ground and fight like men. And probably die like men too.

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