Seriously Bizarre Things That You Can Actually Buy On Amazon

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Fairly Odd Novelties has Urinal Shot Glasses for sale for just $8.99. The set comes with two dishwasher safe, ceramic shot glasses that each hold 1.5 oz of your favorite pee colored liquor. So give a new meaning to getting piss-drunk and surprise your buddies with these novelty shot glasses.

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If urinal shot glasses aren't you're thing then, maybe this Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper is. For just $6.99 you can screw this bad boy on any bottle and it make it seem like the mustard on your hotdog is the magical poop from the Sir Perky bottle topper. Gross our friends and make any BBQ real awkward with this odd novelty topper.

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As the seasons change and day-light saving approaches, you'll need a bike light to keep you safe on those night rides home, so look no further than the Heart Shaped Bike Tail Light. They say "Heart Shaped" but we really know what they mean. So if you have a sense of humor of the balls big enough to pull of this one, it can be yours for just $10.99.

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And once you do get home after your night ride, you can sit back and look at your Smiling Asian Teenage Boy Wall Decal. This 12 by 9-inch wall decal features a handsome teenage Asian boy, who just stares at you like he's about to drop a silent stinker. So if you feel like creepin' out everybody who comes over to your house, $8.96 doesn't sound like a bad deal.

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Did you know they also sell real wolf pee? Like actual pee from a wolf's body. We aren't sure why but damn if we don't include this one on our list. For the low price of $29.40 you can buy a bottle of the finest Wolf Pee on the market!

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Our last and final product is a real life Human Fat Replica. This 5lb fat blob could be a good doorstopper or maybe even a paper weight, really whatever you can think of. So if you already feel bad about being over weight, maybe what you need is a physical totem to look at and feel shamed.

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Quite possibly the best item on this list, the Boob Shampoo/ Soap Dispenser is a must have in any household. For $13.45, you can buy a piece of history and have the chance to feel some great boobs every morning when your in the shower. Can you think of anything better, cuz if so please let us know!

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Maybe the boob dispenser isn't for you, maybe you're married and already have the real thing, or maybe you need something a little more your style, like the Runny Nose Shower Dispenser. Coming in at just $19.99, this shower ad-on will make washing your dirty butt just that much more fun.