25 Men Reveal Secrets They’ve Kept from Women
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Having someone run their hands through your hair with your head on their lap is the best f*cking thing. -u/Malevolent_Mangoes
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You know when you hear us peeing and it sounds like we are turning it off and on? We are just moving the stream back and forth between full volume (center of water) and mute (porcelain just above water line). -u/bxmas13
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Some of you really are bad at blowjobs and we'll still tell you you're the best. -u/Intelligent-Lie-7407
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We generally put on a brave face and act content even when we are sad and miserable inside. -u/SuvenPan
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When you tell us you want us to be more open and vulnerable with you, mean it. Nothing hurts worse than being begged to open up, but the moment we do, you panic and shut down and tell us to man up. Men need to have partners who allow them to feel safe and not judged. It makes the world of difference to know we can be vulnerable and don’t always have to be strong. -u/TheLegendofRebirth
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I hate it when I get a random boner for no reason and then try to hide it. Most anxiety that I could ever experience. -u/Narachan9
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Men can't flex their penises without clenching their buttholes and vice versa. -u/Gold-Tailor-2303
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We actually admire other guys but don’t want to say it out loud because people might think we are gay. -u/riggengan
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We really don’t care about every tiny interaction you had had work but we’ll do our best to fake interest to keep you happy. -u/FrozenMrPotato
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That boobs have blackhole-like attraction and it takes every bit of our strength to not stare at them. And after a quick glance, we are looking at your face, but seeing your boobs. -u/captain_arroganto
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That half of the guys at clubs/pubs/restaurants don't bother to wash their hands after going to the toilet/urinal. -u/basickarl
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Ladies, we're not as clueless as commercials and sitcoms would have you believe. And the more clever among us are well aware when you're being sarcastic and/or condescending. -u/Quijanoth
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I can't speak for all men, but I do a better job at cleaning than my wife and secretly clean spots she missed. -u/Square_Strength6666
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When we use the bathroom for an extended period of time, we aren’t pleasuring ourselves. We are watching youtube and finding comfort in being alone. -u/Alert_Bicycle2212
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We don't talk to each other about sex with our partners, like women talk to each other about sex with their partners. -u/hakz
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When men ask: "Do you want my jacket?" They secretly hope you won't take it because they know it's cold. -u/Arktayt
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