Prepare to be MindFcked!

1. A duck is a dog with a mask on!

2. Last election's presidental hopefuls are really cartoons!

3. Meowth has a penis for a paw!

4. Super Mario Bros. 3 was all staged!

5. The Office of Government Commerce...screwing everyone, even itself!

6. Brian Griffin is related to Birdo!

7. I believe it.

8. Whoa...

9. Our universe is just a single cell in the brain of a Titan!

10. Tom Cruise has ONE front tooth!

11. Memphis, explain this one to me.

12. ...

13. I could never figure out why I was so commited to this brand till now..

14. Arnold had a football shaped head but Grandpa...

15. Toad has been flipping you off everytime you were too late to save the princess for 25 years!

16. I'm a reporter for the Daily Planet.

17. I look at car logos upside down ALL THE TIME!

18. I came.

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20. Where is your God now? :'( and she cut her hair now bald headed! >:o

21. It reaches the belly button, huh?