Pick Up Lines So Dumb, They Just Might Work

TROLLGOD Published 10/25/2014

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour.

Try it! Who knows, you might just get lucky, or horribly humiliated by your claim of prowess. Pick up lines are a mystery. The same line that will get you a drink in your face will have the next girl sitting on yours. So what is the secret to pickup lines? How do you know what will work when? I have no idea these are genuine questions hopefully someone has a concrete answer to, because otherwise its total luck.

Need even more ammunition to up your game? Well then these extremely out of the box Tinder lines might just be the missing piece to your puzzle of getting laid. Or appreciate that no matter how awkward you are, your game will never be as bad as these Tinder trolls.

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