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28 People Who Want You to Know They Had Sex

There's no question that having sex is a lot of fun, and when it happens for the first time there's not quite a feeling like it in this world. It's understandable to be excited. Once you reach adulthood however, the fact that you had sex last night is your business, and not something that anybody else needs to hear. Especially on the internet. These 28 people had sex however, and they want you to hear about it, in any context, whether you want to hear it or not. I guess all that's left is to say, "congrats on the sex."
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I'd love to know who asked.

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Guy has so much sex he wishes he could go back to not having sex.

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Now here's a trained professional.

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Perhaps the only acceptable overshare I've seen.

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Too soon?

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Did she whip you with dental floss?

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The classic Jesus three-way.

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The casual dropping of it is always the best part.

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Now this guy has sex.

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On reviews of small crafters gilding brushes.

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Found on Amazon while buying a Pokémon card game.

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Watch out for the alpha male.

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I think there are better ways to be safe.

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No matter what the lie is, this guy's had sex!

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Somebody found this review helpful.

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