Guys Practice Picking Up Women Online, Doesn't Go Well

Peter Rapine Published 05/05/2022

For some guys, talking to women can be stressful. Not all of us are blessed with good looks and strong wits, so practicing our pickup lines, or paying up for a better haircut is our only option when it comes to landing a date. That said, the type of men who respond to these types of threads can't be fixed with a haircut, and no amount of wit erases desperation.

So what we have here are men who are so afraid of talking to women, they can only do it online, and with other men.

But we'd be wrong not to ask, for the sake of experimentation, wow would you open?

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You might think this is a bait post, because it does read like satire, but this type of "how do you open?" format has become a mainstay on social media. The prompt is meant to get men thinking about how they'd talk to pretty girls in any given situation. In this case, how would you open with a woman in the gym. And the responses, the legit ones, are bad.

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Hey, before we trash him, let's hear him out.

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Oh, nvm.

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Lmao, "doesn't matter what she says here", oh dude she totally going to bang you bro.

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"This one's too easy." Good thing this guy has a cheat sheet! Hope he studied hard.

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Honey, you'd be so much hotter with covid.

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And another example, but without a clear situation. Is she in my house? Am I in her's? If she made me a loaf of bread I'd assume we were already banging. Is she my wife? What's going on here?

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