Only In Your Dreams...

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Knowing how to work the grill

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Baking the perfect pizza

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Taking the perfect baby picture

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Having the perfect bikini body

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Having the perfect guard dog

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Owning your dream car

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Having your son with a high IQ

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Having a loving grandma

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Working a high paying job

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Having the perfect wedding

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Living in your dream home

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Owning the perfect cat

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Being able to wear short shorts

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Trying to copy Angelina Jolie

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Baking the perfect cake

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Becoming a time traveler

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Trying to have the perfect vacation

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Not wanting your kid to be a brat

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Wanting your son to become an NFL star

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Catching the big one