October Prime Day: 13 of the Worst Things Amazon Thinks We Will Buy

It’s the day nobody asked for — roughly three months after Amazon’s annual July Prime Day, the megacorporation has come back with a redundant sequel — Prime Big Deal Days.

Though the month may be different, the concept is largely the same. Between its semi-decent deals on electronics and other high-end goods, the corporation is offering its strangest and dumbest, hoping we’ll take the bait.

From a banana duck statue to fart spray to a high-end enema and Second Amendment-themed swim trunks, here are some of the dumbest things Amazon has decided to shill upon us this time around.