Not-So-Amazing Discovery Inside Safe

1.

You see this kind of safe at bake sales and stuff...it's like the classic PTA mom safe. Also seen when buying tickets to a school sporting event. Maybe it's full of money?

2.

After about 3 minutes of jiggling this in the lock, the lock turned one rotation.

3.

OK, now I'm freaking out that it's a gun and/or murder weapon.

4.

Not getting finger prints on that shit!

5.

At last it's open...what can it be???

6.

Oh sweet jesus...

7.

3 butt plugs, 2 vibrators, 3 fairly large dildos (one is sealed in plastic), 1 tiny dildo. 2 magnum condoms, flavored lube, A busted battery, and 50 dollars.