Dude Complains About Girls Being Clingy, Girls Show He's The Clingiest

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So Rico Suave (Ben) decides that he needs to let everyone know that he's teflon to all these women who just can't get enough of him.

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Until Jessica shows up to show just how desperate and persistent he's been.

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And then Anika posts her cringeworthy "conversation" with Ben.

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And Daphné shows up to put the nail in Ben's coffin.

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So to Ben we say: