Made in China!

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Cut chopsticks...

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boil...

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add some magic stuff...

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you're eating chopsticks down the street!

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Paraffin wax and mold...

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pour it in...

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WTF? Plaster?!

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Fake eggs!

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Ok, we got milk...

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What's that?

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Okay, something isn't right...

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Ewwww Maggots!

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We got a pad now...

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Miscolored cotton?

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WRONG! Dead crotch critters!

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Do I need to say anything?

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Yeah...

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...

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It went there... I'm sorry...

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Seaweed for sushi.

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It looks weird in water.

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Wow... flavored plastic!

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yummy...

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If Martha Stewart has a son, he came up with this one.

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Cut it open...

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Unravel it...

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BAM! Condom hair ties! Now go make something nice for your girlfriend...