When Life Happens: 33 Getting The Short End of the Stick

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“I got charged per onion ring and not all the rings cost the same amount”

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The microwavable burger I got from the 7/11... covered in mold and I don't have any food at home.

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Tattoo artist slipped and gave me a freckle and acted like nothing happened.

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Was woken up by this scorpion falling onto my face from the bookshelf.

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"No I won't spill it I promise" I should have known better.

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Dropped an entire box of needles on the carpet.

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Toddler closed my laptop with a toy on the keyboard.

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Daughter hit a wet patch of cement on the sidewalk. Should be fun to clean off.

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Took the bananas I bought out of the bag and this happened.

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I just want some ice.... The future is dumb.

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Don't think I'm getting my wife's phone back.

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A porcupine fell out of a tree onto my head.

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Well I guess the secret is out now.

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How my wife leaves the tinfoil roll.

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Pizza and oven door ruined in one fail swoop.

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Thought the bottle of lotion was closed.

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Got a little too close to the flame.

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My housemates thought it would be a good idea to do this while I was asleep and then leave for the day (With the Key). I have a job interview in 2 hours.

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It was my last K-Cup too!?

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When all I want to do is make spaghetti, but all signs point to it not happening.

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A major "whoops" from the tree cutting service.

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My girlfriend was curling her eyelashes while walking and tripped. This happened.

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My baby ordered 94 dollars worth of pizza off an app called ‘slice’ that doesn’t ask for payment info verification when placing an order.

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Half the bread I bought has a massive hole in the middle of it.

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Ironic.

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Father in law's 'failboat' after forgetting to put the drain plug back in.

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