40 Fun Facts For a Frontal Lobe Feast

1. So.... how was your day?

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3. Well, that's... not great.

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5. The most interesting thing about Quebec isn't even from Quebec. Sorry, Québécois/Quebecers.

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7. Frankly, that's reassuring. Sort of.

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9. What a boss.

10. Thank God for that woman's hives?

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12. The case is apparently still running in Scotland.

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14. That's genuinely amazing. And yet gold gets all the hype.

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16. If ya ain't cheatin', ya ain't tryin'.

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18. Make sure to mention this during your next awkward elevator ride.

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21. And then they stopped because f**k improved productivity and a happier workforce.

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24. That's a good, genetically-prepared-for-starches boy.

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26. Zero out of ten orthodontists will recommend printing your own braces.

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29. But what one is the realest real mayo?

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31. Anybody got the Lilangeni hookup?

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34. It's like fighting a fire, but somehow even more dangerous.

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38. We don't talk about this one much, do we?

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