Irony at it's Best

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And After You Figure Out How To Get That, Then Go After The Fire Alarm...

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Clarification Is Needed...

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I Hate To See This Place In Times Of Rain

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I Would Never Buy A Flame Retardant Suit From This Company

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Damnit! Will You Run Out Of Business Already?

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Now That's Just Confusing...

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Consumers Aren't That Dumb!

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Oh He Had To Do That On Purpose

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Yeah, Umm... About That...

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Does This Include Fossils Then?

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They Sure As Hell Don't Sound Like British Folk To Me!

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Bunch Of Fat Asses... Probably Have A Doughnut Shop Too...

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Everybody Is Conforming These Days

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Score! I Love My Sea Cows!

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Don't Worry 'Bout It, I'm Sure They Are Sugar And Fat Free...

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Now That's Some Quality Advertisement...

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Oh They're Just Tired... They're Taking A Nappy!

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The Only Place For You To Go Is Down In Your Life!

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Gotta Love Them Rednecks!

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I Sense Heavy Business That Day...

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Sometimes You Have To Get Dirty Before You Can Get Clean

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I Give This Place 2 Weeks Till It Goes Out Of Business

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THEN GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERTY!!!

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Hmm... Well I Know Who The Sueing Attorneys Will Be...

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Yes, I Got The Job! Oh Crap...

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No Comment Needed...

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The Store Has A Mind Of It's Own!