20 Things People Have Gotten Stuck up Their Nose

1.

Once my mom got $700 out of the bank to get traveler's checks (it was the 80s) and I rolled them up and put them in a nostril so I could call a friend and make them guess what was up my nose. They never guessed. -deleted

2.

AAA battery. -Something660

3.

A cucumber. -ristowe7

4.

An eraser. -lcaston2

5.

In my teenage years, on separate occasions, I had a Chinese Checker, and a piece of Nutri-Grain STUCK up my nostril. -HoolioDee

6.

An acorn. I was about 8. Had to go to the doctor. He pulled it out with a big metal hook. My friend was putting them up there and shooting it out. My first try was a mistake. -Fatheadsmom

7.

If you ever come over to my house and meet my mother, she will tell you two stories about my childhood. One of them is a delightful tale of me sticking an unripe, green grape up my nose and the hospital visit that followed it. -Nikalyn

8.

A Watermelon Jelly Bean. My mom was mad I did that :( -alecofosho

9.

Stuck a kernel of corn up there one day during preschool, spent most of nap time getting it out. -granola_brother

10.

I stuck a Lego up my nose when I was four and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed. My grandmother still will not let me live that down. It's her favorite story about me. -YeaISeddit

11.

Ice breaker liquid ice pellet. -ahkistler

12.

A marble. -Candytails

13.

A cherry pit. That was not a fun doctor visit for 5 year old me. -deleted

14.

I got a quarter up in that beast when I was younger...NEVER AGAIN!!! -Release_the_KRAKEN

15.

A friend of mine wrote a hilarious paper during high school about the time her brother got her to stick raisins up her nose. -fxpstclvrst

16.

A Skittle and I freaked the f*ck out that it would never come out... -Acaibowl365

17.

A sunflower seed. -deleted

18.

A tech deck wheel when I was like five years old. My Mom about had a heart attack. Discovered the ole cover one nostril and attempt to blow your brains out the other nostril trick that day. -WildcatJonathan

19.

When I was two I stuck two peas up my nose, one for each nostril. I was crying like crazy and panting. My dad realized it and tried to get them out with a fork... He then realized he was an idiot and just plugged my nose and they both popped out. Good thing. -ninjakicks

20.

When I was three I got little balloons from a Christmas ornament up there. It was a bear with a bundle of them, and I shoved them up. Thank the Lord who doesn't exist for the ER. -Kazmarov