Woman's Hilarious Guide To Get Ready For A New Year's Party

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...but don't overdo it.

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...and the mouth. Duckface seems to be still popular.

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And some women use Botox so much their lips look like two chili peppers.

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Start with a bubble bath... WAIT! Too much foam.

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You can also take a mud bath to have a nicer skin but remember to do that BEFORE the bubble bath... I SAID BEFORE!

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Ok another bubble bath. This time use less... Not again!

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Time for a shave, a very time consuming task, so give yourself plenty of time!

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Time for a beauty mask. It's a secret women don't like to share but...

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Don't overdo it or you'll look like a Kabuki Mask!

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BTW remember to take a selfie ;p

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Even if you turned into a Ninja Turtle.

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Also remember things like fresh cucumbers are good for the skin...

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Now do your eyes...

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and hair...

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Now the final touches and...

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... voila. Two days later you are ready to party!

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Wishing you all a Happy New Year!