Happy July 4th, Here Are the 20 Dirtiest Nicknames of United States Presidents

1.

Grover Cleveland 'Uncle Jumbo' - Gotta be a nickname for his dick, right?

2.

George H.W. Bush 'Papa Bush' - Ah the father of the bush. Pubic parent if you will.

3.

James Madison 'His Little Majesty' - Did one of his ex girlfriends make this up?

4.

Andrew Jackson 'Old Hickory' - Get it, because wood?

5.

John Adams 'His Rotundity' - He's got some girthy parts for sure.

6.

Zachary Taylor 'Old Rough and Ready' - His face says it all.

7.

Barack Obama 'No Shock Barack' - Two in the pink, one in the- Nope! No shockers here.

8.

George Washington 'The Father of his Country' - AKA Daddy.

9.

Bill Clinton 'Slick Willie' - Possibly the dirtiest name on this list, given its origin.

10.

Franklin Pierce 'Handsome Frank' - This dude is widely regarded as the hottest president. There's no joke here.

11.

Donald Trump 'Commander in Beef' - Meat jokes are funny.

12.

William Howard Taft 'Big Lub' - Just oozes sex.

13.

Richard Nixon 'Tricky Dick' - This one speaks for itself.

14.

Theodore Roosevelt 'The Lion' - More like lion in bed with your girl. Zing.

15.

Joe Biden 'Sleepy Joe' - Don't think he's doing much sleeping. Because of the sex!

16.

James Buchanan 'Bachelor President' - "Will you accept this rose?"

17.

Martin Van Buren 'Red Fox of Kinderhook' - Okay, but does the carpet match the drapes?

18.

James K. Polk 'Young Hickory' - "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf..."

19.

Chester A. Arthur 'The Dude President' - If your nickname is 'The Dude' you've gotta just be slaying the puss.

20.

James Monroe 'The Last Cocked Hat' - Oh he's cocked, locked, and ready to go.