28 Wild Bumper Stickers That Nearly Drove Us Off the Road

Though Kim Kardashian famously denounced tattoos with the rhetorical question "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?" there's one thing she forgot to take into account: The fact that these deranged decals exist. 

From a road head premonition to a Saturn driver tearing through the Solar System — starting with Uranus — here are 28 wild bumper stickers that nearly drove us off the road.