Girlfriend Gives Crazy List of Rules Before Boyfriend Goes on Vacation Without Her

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Kieran Lumsdenfrom shared a set of rules that his girlfriend Whitney wrote for him before he took off on a vacation with his friends.

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The rulebook starts off innocently enough with a cover. Awwww how cute.

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Here is where the insanity starts...

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My advice to Kieran....RUN!