Guilty Pets Who Can't Believe You're Home So Soon

1.

Crap, here they come.

2.

I'm just hanging out.

3.

Was I not supposed to use the pool?

4.

...You didn't see anything.

5.

I swear I wasn't taking any money.

6.

I was picking out an outfit for you.

7.

You didn't buy this for me?

8.

I was only playing.

9.

I always wanted to be a cowboy.

10.

We were wrestling, I swear.

11.

I was a little cold.

12.

What lipstick?

13.

I'm not up to anything suspicious.

14.

Me? Nah I'm totally not drunk.

15.

I honestly don't remember how I got up here.

16.

But mom does it...

17.

I have no idea how the garbage got everywhere.

18.

I'm not stuck or anything.

19.

I, um... I got the mail for you while you were out.

20.

I've been spotted. Abort mission.

21.

I look fab-u-lo...Oh, hi.

22.

This isn't a hot tub?

23.

It was like this when I found it.

24.

I'm just watching them. So that they're safe.

25.

I wanted to get you a popsicle?

26.

Yep, this seems to be working. I'll be on my way now.

27.

It just sort of exploded.