Guilty Pets Who Can't Believe You're Home So Soon

1. Crap, here they come.

2. I'm just hanging out.

3. Was I not supposed to use the pool?

4. ...You didn't see anything.

5. I swear I wasn't taking any money.

6. I was picking out an outfit for you.

7. You didn't buy this for me?

8. I was only playing.

9. We were wrestling, I swear.

10. I was a little cold.

11. What lipstick?

12. I'm not up to anything suspicious.

13. Me? Nah I'm totally not drunk.

14. I honestly don't remember how I got up here.

15. But mom does it...

16. I have no idea how the garbage got everywhere.

17. I'm not stuck or anything.

18. I, um... I got the mail for you while you were out.

19. I've been spotted. Abort mission.

20. I look fab-u-lo...Oh, hi.

21. This isn't a hot tub?

22. It was like this when I found it.

23. I'm just watching them. So that they're safe.

24. I wanted to get you a popsicle?

25. Yep, this seems to be working. I'll be on my way now.

26. It just sort of exploded.