Girl Isn't Sure What Her Mom Got Her For Christmas

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Twitter user Shoobert Doobert received a present from her mom on Christmas but after opening said present, she was shocked to find out that her mom had the courage to purchase her daughter a pink dildo. It's a little personal, but hey, some mom's like to be really involved in their children's sexual growth. Frankly, once you get a look at it, the thing looks like it's a mix of 80's nostalgia and Blade Runner.

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Yeah, that looks like a filthy dildo alright.

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However upon further inspection (inspection meaning just turning it over), Shoobert realized her mom got her a damn cup holder/handle for her Yeti cup. You can call it a Freudian slip, but there's no denying that it looked like a dildo at first.

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Shoobert posted her before and after thoughts onto Twitter which received over 80,000 retweets. And you wonder why people get into porn. Whether it's funny or overtly sexual in nature, one can't help but stop to look (and sometimes share!)