37 Friday Funnies and Facepalms

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Now that's some trashy stuff.

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At least he knows what he did.

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The melon helmet did not work, to nobody's surprise.

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Ah, it's not like nuclear war would destroy all of those other things too.

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Karma is a beautiful thing.

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Is that a massage gun? I guess it sort of is...

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He wants the biggest servers guys!

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It's not like these are controversial takes...

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It would seem they do.

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It's called modern art for a reason.

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Respect the Chinese buffet you bafoons!

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This same person probably worships Elon too.

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Not sure anyone will be.

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Why can't I force myself onto beating this dude up?

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Just a touch of hypocrisy.

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It's illegal to be poor.

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If eating strawberries is gay, then call me Neil Patrick Harris.

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This should bring jail time.

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Very smart to be a bigot and screw the rest of your career.

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Plant it... and boom! It comes right out of the f***g ground! Free money!

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Nobody saw a problem with this concept?

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