Food and Drink That We’d Totally Fornicate With

1.

The 5-layer beefy burrito from Taco Bell.

2.

Melted Velveeta cheese sauce.

3.

Oh there are gonna be creme pies alright.

4.

Fresh out of the oven Krispy Kreme donuts.

5.

Tell me you don't want to bang these egg rolls complete with duck sauce.

6.

An ice cold, iced coffee from Dunkin.

7.

Some buttery, creamy, warm mashed potatoes. Bring it on.

8.

Don't mind me, just over here about to ruin this chilled gazpacho.

9.

You've all thought about doing a Frosty from Wendy's.

10.

Heluva Good french onion dip. No questions asked.

11.

Creamy, soft, bangable.

12.

A philly cheese steak.

13.

Cantaloupe. I mean...just look at that thing.

14.

Ham salad. It's like egg salad's cousin just soft and pink...

15.

A bowl of Lucky Charms.

16.

Gummi peach rings.

17.

Potato salad. Mayo-based deliciousness.

18.

Samoas cookies.

19.

Miracle Whip. Miles and miles of Miracle Whip.

20.

Stubbs BBQ sauce. Miss me with that Sweet Baby Rays.