Finally, a Dating App for Cougars and Pseudo-Pedophiles

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The app lets you choose whether you're looking for people either 20 years older or younger, then it restricts your matches to one of those age groups.

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This sample conversation between an older guy and a younger woman named "Vesper" seems super realistic minus the absence of dick pics.

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For some reason when you sign up for an account, the first thing they ask is whether you've ever been injured during sex. Some of these seem interesting.

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Depending on how you answer, they also want to know whether you ever fixed your sex injury or if your dingus is still broken.

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Here's a photo of the company founder. Not surprisingly, all he does is make dating apps.

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For perspective, here's some of the other niche dating apps this guy has created.

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Are the large penises doing the dating? Or what's going on here?

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This is the best possible scenario from this app.

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But this is the most likely scenario.