English in Asia

1. It was a long road from catnip...

2. This won't take long, keep the engine running...

3. Reparations sold separately

4. Just don't let Micheal Jackson find out!

5. This is how they control the population growth

6. sign me fuckin' up!

7. America is finger lickin' good!

8. They really do use all the parts of the dog over there...

9. Putting down fat P.M.S.ing women since 1984

10. Catholic church is try a new approach...what do you think?

11. An equal opportunity tanning salon

12. I don't know whether this is considered racist or idolization..

13. Don't be tempted!

14. Their other store is Bullshit...

15. Tough place: daily whippings...

16. Not unless you brought some for everybody...

17. Got Milf?

18. You're just lucky they provide toilet paper!

19. I got your key right here baby...

20. These donuts talk too much...

21. I like to shop there 3-4 times a day!

22. What does any of us know?

23. No wonder people over there are skinny...no one eats at McDonalds!

24. Always make sure to take one when you go hiking just in case you get lost!

25. Ever since Walt died, they just can't seem to control the mouse...

26. Hey, life happens!

27. Ahhhh...to be an insecure hormonal teenager again!

28. I'm getting mixed messages...