eBaum's World Headlines From Around The World

1. Late night bingo "starts at 4:45?"

2. Because poison is bad

3. They're a little off on their math

4. Be on the look out for a slow retard tortoise wandering the streets

5. Find the best manure here!

6. Get your pumpkins here and panties?

7. Is that a hand dangling?

8. Cool your whine while you drive, don't worry about that whole DUI thing...

9. Male importance is important.

10. That's a good guarantee

11. You'll die, but it'll cost you 200$

12. What the hell?

13. You too can get an emo flap over haircut

14. For the sophisticated non spelling crowd

15. Today's news, Next Thursday

16. 425 degrees?

17. Historic fail.............

18. Creepy

19. Life in the 70's frontier .

20. Clarence needs to go.

21. At least they admit it

22. Sand Wedges

23. Perfect gift for your drunk Uncle.

24. Wait a minuet..................

25. Miss Big meat. I thought that was MissTawpa's pet name

26. Outdated

27. And watch the professor's head explode!

28. .......................

29. Some guys like the big feet

30. Get wood now

31. You don't say.....................