Disneyland Parody Account Is a Twitter Goldmine
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Spent many long nights here discussing how we would kill goofy pic.twitter.com/NZz84AjiVT
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) August 29, 2021
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Found a guy in a bush trying to stay here after we closed down for the night. You don’t need to hide, you can just do that
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) May 7, 2021
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We now have a faster pass line where you get to skip all the lines entirely and head home to your bed
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) August 7, 2021
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The toilets are a mess. There’s body parts and bones everywhere
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) July 29, 2021
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sorry we’re at maximum capacity. eight people need to leave NOW
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) September 29, 2021
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We have added a bomb ex wife’s house option to Soarin’
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) September 26, 2021
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We are going to shoot goofy’s ashes out of our t-shirt gun tonight
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) July 20, 2021
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Goofy wants to go to space. I would too if I was in hell
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) October 17, 2021
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Falling to the bottom of the pirates water with my hand in my trousers
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) July 13, 2021
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Some of the stuff we thought of was made possible by drinking beer
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) May 5, 2021
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We've been getting a lot of requests for Goofy Blood in the gift shops. We'll see what we can do
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) April 20, 2021
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Please do not flick the churro dust from your fingers onto the ground. The ants are getting bigger
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) February 20, 2021
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at this point we don’t know if shaq has done a commercial for us or not
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) March 17, 2021
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We're going to open and by day 2 we will have lost our luster and you'll all want to jerk off at a Walmart or purchase the new iPhone or whatever
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) April 6, 2021
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our new years resolution is to open during a pandemic
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) December 29, 2020
23.
RT if you think mickey needs to take off his gloves and show his mouse hands
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) January 27, 2021
24.
there’s nothing like a walk around disneyland while having no cavities
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) January 22, 2021
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if you take a shower and scream it’s just like being on splash mountain
— Disneyland (@Disneyland2go) January 2, 2021
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