Definitive Dad Bods and Dump Trucks of the Pixar Universe
zachnading Published 08/07/2021
What is the internet most known for? Easy. Sexualizing cartoon characters. That's it. That's the answer. So let's put this to rest once and for all. Here's the definitive list of Pixar universe characters who are objectively bang-able.
1.
Little Bo Peep in 'Toy Story'
In her triumphant return, Bo Peep isn't so little anymore. She's got legs for days and an absolute dump truck. What a babe.
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4.
Aunt Cass in 'Big Hero 6'
Although technically not Pixar, had to throw Aunt Cass in there. Stone. Cold. Fox.
5.
Ms. Davis in 'Toy Story'
MILD. And no, that's not her temperature. That's short for Mother I'd like to Date. Big single mom energy.
6.
Bill Andersen in 'Inside Out'
- The 5 O'Clock shadow. The mustache. The hair quaff. Bill's got it all.
8.
Helen Parr in 'The Incredibles'
Is it garbage day? Because I see a dump truck coming down the street. Helen is gorgeous, curvy, and badass. What more could you want?
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11.
King Fergus in 'Brave'
The dad bod to end all dad bods. Dude is the perfect human specimen.
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14.
Mirage in 'The Incredibles'
She's mysterious, sexy, and she's also a villain if you're into that kind of thing.
15.
Massimo Marcovaldo in 'Luca'
Look at this thick slice of gabbagool. This man will take you straight to Flavortown, no questions asked.
16.
Gogo Tomago in 'Big Hero 6'
- She's a mechanical engineer. She's got purple hair. And she's a hero. Check, check, check.
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17.
Wilden Lightfoot in 'Onward'
Nope, that's not John Krasinski. That's Wilden Lightfoot the daddy from 'Onward.' One other thing I should warn you about...He's dead.
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