1. Pedopillar, what up babies?
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2. Ontario mystery creature, creepy as shit.
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4. because i dont know what the fucking shit this little fuksac is
5. because it has sacs on its back
6. if it can eat a fish it can eat my arm
7. because when anythings called a dragon you know you better back the fuck off
8. these fucking perverts sting you to watch you urinate on yourself
9. because this could fucking kill me
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10. because spiders are scary as blueberrys chacne
11. if it can bite a frog it can bite my nads.
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13. because this kids an idiot
14. because its a scorpion, people get those tattooed on them for a reason, their badass as shit
15. look at its fucking teeth, just look at them, now imagine them impaling you, yeah, no thanks
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16. because i dont know what the fuck it is
18. because if i was swimming and it swallowed me itd probably smell like shit in it's stomach
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19. because you have 98 legs to many you large piece of shit
20. because its called a fucking yeti crab
21. oh hey you have like 9000 sets of jaws, fuck you.
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22. if aliens took shits this is what theyd look like
23. because this has pinchers, i don't recommend touching shit with pinchers
24. because this is actually a fucking spider
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25. because this damn pervert has a dildo as a nose
26. you seen the movie piranha? these fags eat hot women.
27. because it could easily swallow my face and that would suck
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28. vampires are already faggotty enough, this one suck blood instead of cock
29. this bug is from hell.
30. Pedopillars uncle Furry Johnson
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31. Because this turtle looks like tinyones's dick.
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