Creatures I Would Not Like To Meet

No thank you.

1.

Pedopillar, what up babies?

2.

Ontario mystery creature, creepy as shit.

3.

For obvious reasons.

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4.

because i dont know what the fucking shit this little fuksac is

5.

because it has sacs on its back

6.

if it can eat a fish it can eat my arm

7.

because when anythings called a dragon you know you better back the fuck off

8.

these fucking perverts sting you to watch you urinate on yourself

9.

because this could fucking kill me

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10.

because spiders are scary as blueberrys chacne

11.

if it can bite a frog it can bite my nads.

12.

little prick

13.

because this kids an idiot

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14.

because its a scorpion, people get those tattooed on them for a reason, their badass as shit

15.

look at its fucking teeth, just look at them, now imagine them impaling you, yeah, no thanks

16.

because i dont know what the fuck it is

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17.

or this one either

18.

because if i was swimming and it swallowed me itd probably smell like shit in it's stomach

19.

because you have 98 legs to many you large piece of shit

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20.

because its called a fucking yeti crab

21.

oh hey you have like 9000 sets of jaws, fuck you.

22.

if aliens took shits this is what theyd look like

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23.

because this has pinchers, i don't recommend touching shit with pinchers

24.

because this is actually a fucking spider

25.

because this damn pervert has a dildo as a nose

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26.

you seen the movie piranha? these fags eat hot women.

27.

because it could easily swallow my face and that would suck

28.

vampires are already faggotty enough, this one suck blood instead of cock

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29.

this bug is from hell.

30.

Pedopillars uncle Furry Johnson

31.

Because this turtle looks like tinyones's dick.

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