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24 Creative Ways to Die

If we're being honest, the modern death penalty is boring. We pretty much always know how someone will go out.

But what if we let people come up with their own death penalties? Here are the craziest ideas from around the world!

1.

Release me on the moon-u/Big_Spell_5532

2.

Released into the darkness of space in a shuttle headed directly to the sun.-u/SubpoenaSender

3.

1000mg of ketamine shot intramuscular 3 minutes before I jump out of a plane-u/RICKJAMESISAGOD

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4.

I wanna play Russian roulette with other sentenced prisoners.-u/Isari_04

5.

Trebuchet'ed from a high mountain-u/idontcarelol5000

6.

Use piano wire to hang myself, but glue my hands to my head so when I jump and get decapitated it looks like I pulled my own head off-u/Calbob123

7.

The Monty Python way: Being chased off a cliff by many, many topless women.-u/Nip-bby_007

8.

Thighs, crush my skull with thighs-u/ryanbag

9.

Give me 4 Xanax and put me out on a snowy mountain, naked-u/thousandkneejerks

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10.

A morphine overdose.-u/MaliciousAmbitious

11.

I would kill myself the day before. Just to piss people off-u/Stretchmasterflash

12.

Petting something I shouldn't.-u/jtrom93

13.

Single combat with the prison warden-u/silverblaze92

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14.

Fired off into the cold of space. My boiling blood, freezing eyes, and agape mouth all pointed to Proxima Centauri. I can be like the Green Boots guy on Everest as future explorers toodle past.-u/dzastrus

15.

Put under general anesthetic and then shot in the head.I differentiate it from lethal injection because sometimes the patients can feel it and...f*ck that I'm a coward.-u/kwenthryth

16.

Old age?-u/wattsandvars

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17.

A f*cking Black Hole-u/ScienceDude23

18.

Snowboard off Mount Everest u/theunmaskedcucumber

19.

Death by snu snu-u/aouid

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20.

I wish to die by false vacuum decay. Thanks for the premium-u/Shoddy_Bumblebee_398

21.

Nuclear bomb-u/OGwalkingman

22.

Suicide mission to take out Santa Claus-u/egoVirus

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23.

The legendary euthanasia roller coaster-u/sureyeahno

24.

Multiple orgasms-u/TransformativeOne

25.

Guillotine.-u/Caffeinequeen33

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