24 Creative Ways to Die

1.

Release me on the moon-u/Big_Spell_5532

2.

Released into the darkness of space in a shuttle headed directly to the sun.-u/SubpoenaSender

3.

1000mg of ketamine shot intramuscular 3 minutes before I jump out of a plane-u/RICKJAMESISAGOD

4.

I wanna play Russian roulette with other sentenced prisoners.-u/Isari_04

5.

Trebuchet'ed from a high mountain-u/idontcarelol5000

6.

Use piano wire to hang myself, but glue my hands to my head so when I jump and get decapitated it looks like I pulled my own head off-u/Calbob123

7.

The Monty Python way: Being chased off a cliff by many, many topless women.-u/Nip-bby_007

8.

Thighs, crush my skull with thighs-u/ryanbag

9.

Give me 4 Xanax and put me out on a snowy mountain, naked-u/thousandkneejerks

10.

A morphine overdose.-u/MaliciousAmbitious

11.

I would kill myself the day before. Just to piss people off-u/Stretchmasterflash

12.

Petting something I shouldn't.-u/jtrom93

13.

Single combat with the prison warden-u/silverblaze92

14.

Fired off into the cold of space. My boiling blood, freezing eyes, and agape mouth all pointed to Proxima Centauri. I can be like the Green Boots guy on Everest as future explorers toodle past.-u/dzastrus

15.

Put under general anesthetic and then shot in the head.I differentiate it from lethal injection because sometimes the patients can feel it and...f*ck that I'm a coward.-u/kwenthryth

16.

Old age?-u/wattsandvars

17.

A f*cking Black Hole-u/ScienceDude23

18.

Snowboard off Mount Everest u/theunmaskedcucumber

19.

Death by snu snu-u/aouid

20.

I wish to die by false vacuum decay. Thanks for the premium-u/Shoddy_Bumblebee_398

21.

Nuclear bomb-u/OGwalkingman

22.

Suicide mission to take out Santa Claus-u/egoVirus

23.

The legendary euthanasia roller coaster-u/sureyeahno

24.

Multiple orgasms-u/TransformativeOne

25.

Guillotine.-u/Caffeinequeen33