Conspiracy Theorists Are Getting Fleeced by $370 "5G BioShield" USB Sticks
They claim the device will create a huge, invisible bubble around your house to protect you from all the evil forces outside (although it offers little protection against any idiots inside).
If you're not already familiar with the braindead conspiracies surrounding 5G, you can read more here. But if you're all caught up, then this is going to be a laughable look at one of the funniest scams to hit the market this year.
For more of scammers being scammers, click here.
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Here's the homepage ad for the 5g BioShield. Why the device is smoking and there's a huge lion next to it is unclear.
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Did they download a lion onto this thing? Or are lions secretly the ones selling these? Who knows.
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Of course, it's actually just a 128MB flash drive that does nothing, except store a couple MP3s.
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The science seems solid: "harmonizing all harmful frequencies into life affirming frequencies." Got it, no questions here.
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Although apparently it's such a flimsy device you need to turn off your laptop just to remove it.
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You'd be a fool to NOT have nano-layer quantum holographic catalyzer technology surrounding your loved ones.
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The people who buy this are also the ones who wonder if they have to take out their pacemaker and plug it into the wall to charge.
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