'Call Me Miles Davis': For the Low Price of $800 You Can Look Like You Peed Your Pants
Carly Tennes Published 05/02/2024
Reader, have you ever dropped several hundred dollars on a new pair of jeans but felt there was just something … missing? A warm sensation flowing down your legs? A strange kinship with Billy Madison? A piss stain so huge you could see it from space?
If so, not only do you probably need a whole lot of therapy but we’ve also found the perfect pants for your psych ward visit: Jordanluca’s viral Stain Stonewash Jeans.
1. First hitting the runway at Milan Fashion Week back in January, the British-Italian brand’s $800 pants managed to turn a classic embarrassing moment into a fashion statement, featuring a splotch that resembles a pee stain emblazoned across the crotch.
2. Despite the garment’s intention to help you look akin to Miles Davis sans sitting in the stench of fresh pee, several Twitter users had questions about this avant garde offering — namely, why?
3. “I can piss myself for free any time I want!!” Wrote @Jacksepticeye, while Tomi Lahren pinned the trend on “Liberals.”
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4. Meanwhile, a few fashion sleuths began investigating the source of the trend, some pinning it back to 1995’s Billy Madison — say it with me folks, "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis” — while others speculated its schoolyard roots.
6. But hey, if you’re not in elementary school nor willing to shell out hundreds of dollars for the “just had an accident” look there’s always a DIY alternative: As @DavidADC so aptly suggested, “I can make these myself with a pair of jeans from old navy and
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