BoyCalledAnn's Twitter Twibute
How to pick up women if you have an accent: 1. Say anything
— Johnny blAze (@J0hnnyBlaze) December 24, 2012
Guys can always tell I don't fake an orgasm by the way I scream YOU GET RIGHT BACK DOWN THERE AND KEEP FUCKING TRYING ASSHOLE!
— The Notorious T.I.T (@AttackOfRack) February 21, 2013
I’ve never been in a water balloon fight that didn’t end with chasing someone into the house with the garden hose.
— Chopper (@chopper4jk) April 21, 2013
if your name is richard and you don’t title each of your selfies with ‘dick pic’ than there’s something deeply wrong with you.
— Shael(@5hael) April 17, 2013
Licking something to discourage others from stealing it may be how oral sex was invented.
— ShoutingGoddess (@ShoutingGoddess) June 15, 2012
1. Buy a Bird2. Buy a Hawk3. Name the bird Larry4. Name the hawk Tony5. Chill with Tony Hawk and Larry Bird
— John (@JMNuch23) April 22, 2013
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after your first date, then your boobs are small.
— Sweetness (@SweetHeathyr) November 10, 2011
A Hummer limo is a great way to show people you'd be an asshole all the time, if you just had the money.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 22, 2013
This ugly chick at the bar told me her favorite position is doggy-style.Bitch please, like you have a choice.
— Shane (@shanethevein) July 9, 2011
Taylor Swift seems like the kind of person who asks for her friendship bracelets back during an argument.
— Jessica (@Schmoodles) April 23, 2013
I just invented a combo Accordion/Bagpipe....because....fuck everyone...
— LtFrankDrebbin(@LtFrankDrebbin) April 23, 2013
My ex didn't see the funny side of me swapping her tampons with party poppers
— Johnny Boy (@Out_The_Back) August 19, 2011
Being a mom, you learn to masturbate with Spongebob playing in the background.
— Nicoleroxu (@nicoleroxu) July 28, 2012
a good way to get the garlic smell off your hands is to rub a turd between them
— *meat tornado* (@meat_tornado_) April 29, 2013
Just pulled a muscle making my bed, so there's more than one gay athlete out there, Jason Collins!
— cDubBub (@Bubula56) April 29, 2013
You can tell Billy Joel really loves alcohol by the way he sings about it.
— Diablo Cody (@diablocody) April 26, 2013
If she’s playing Wheel of Fortune, and has “_ONAL__UCK†left to win $8500, then she wants the D
— Chris Sherk (@TheIronSherk) April 28, 2013
I really want to rent a hot air balloon.Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) November 19, 2012
Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) December 6, 2012
Going to see Jurassic Park 3D!!!! Since I know what happens, I'm just gonna get fingered in the back of the theatre.
— Larisa (@larisasays) May 1, 2013
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