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America’s Greatest Living Old People

With the deaths of Stan Lee and Betty White, America has lost some of its all time greatest living old people. But is there anybody fit to step into their shoes?

Thanks to Reddit, We've rounded up the definitive list of America's greatest living old people.

1.

Dolly Parton better not f*cking die before I do. -u/TyCooper2010

2.

Dick Van Dyke. -u/Canucklehead_Esq

3.

Henry Winkler agreed on Twitter to be America's grandpa, since we lost Grandma Betty. -u/thefuzzybunny1

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4.

The 'Murder She Wrote' lady, Angela Lansbury. -u/Bituulzman

5.

Christopher Lloyd. -u/Some_Random_Android

6.

Willie Nelson. -u/GRAHAMPUBA

7.

Mel Brooks fought in WWII defusing land mines in the Battle of the Bulge. -u/bigsz

8.

Bob Barker. He’s 98 years old. Perfect! -u/aricberg

9.

It seems like Morgan Freeman went from being a wise man to a wise old man when he played God in Bruce Almighty. And that came out 19 years ago. So Morgan Freeman has been America's wise old man for almost two decades. -u/bigsz

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10.

Bob Newhart. -u/juliorama

11.

Carol Burnett. -u/Ok_Bag_4135

12.

William Daniels, age 95. I could have sworn that I read his obituary a few years ago, but I must be thinking of someone else because he's still kicking. -u/Kraz_I

13.

I vote for Dr. Ruth Westheimer. Sex therapist, talk show host, author, professor, Holocaust survivor, and former sniper. She's pretty bad*ss. -u/Kanuck88

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14.

President Carter. Just building houses and whatnot. -u/CasualCactus14

15.

Lily Tomlin. -u/crobnuck

16.

Buzz Aldrin. -u/poopiepantsNo2

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17.

Steve Martin's looked 70 since the '80s. -u/spongish

18.

James Earl Jones. Who else could be our father? -u/Spirited_Warning8203

19.

Danny DeVito is a national treasure to be protected at all costs. -u/Otherwise_Ad233

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20.

Sam Elliott. -u/CHIM_Jim

21.

Larry David. That answer is pretty, pretty, pretty good! -u/moonboundshibe

22.

James Hong! He's a 93-year-old Chinese-American actor. He's a character actor. And he's been acting since 1952. He co-founded East West Players, a theatre organization for Asian-American actors. -u/ExtinctFauna

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23.

Gene Hackman. -u/MySTfied

24.

Clint Eastwood, I guess. That man ages like an oak. -u/unofficialShadeDueli

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