Amber Heard's Turd Photos Finally Released to the Public

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The Amber Turd, in all its glory.

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Lots of details to notice here so pay attention.

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First are the apparent water stains on the sheet around the turd, suggesting it could have been fished from the toilet and plopped on the bed before being slightly smeared.

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Second is its size. Seems much too small too come from this kind of dog.

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Second is its size. Seems much too small too come from this kind of dog.

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What follows are all the details about the woman who took the turd shots, Hilda Vargas.

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Hilda was pretty bummed on the turd.

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Although the dogs had pooped in the house before, it was always on the floor.

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Also, Hilda claims the dogs couldn't get on top of the bed.

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She also reaffirms the turd's rather large size.

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And finally, the fact that the turd had been left there in a reasonable timeframe.

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She will never live this down.

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And now time for some memes...

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