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A No Nonsense Summary of Pizzagate

PizzaGate has been lingering on the edges of internet conspiracy circles for years and with the recent development of Ghislaine Maxwell's arrest, we think a refresher is in order. Strictly posting for prosperity, this is not an endorsement.

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Let's us set the stage. The year is 2016, and a fierce battle for the Presidency rages on. Somehow, the two most polarizing political opponents available found themselves in a head-to-head battle, that would include; foreign espionage, counter-intelligence operations, conspiracy theories and good ole fashion political circuitry.

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In March of 2016, Wikileaks released a massive dump of stolen emails they were able to hack from the DNC secure server. And in the release was a collection of John Podesta's hacked emails. At the time, John Podesta was the campaign manager for Hillary Clinton.

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His email account was hacked using 'spear fishing', which is when attackers create fake email accounts prompting you to change your passwords, claiming you've already been hacked or are likely to be compromised. It can also be referred to a 'social engineering'.

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Months passed before the theory was fully conceptualized online and specifically, it wasn't until October of 2016, that the words PizzaGate were written together. The original 4Chan thread (above) linking to "organized" email dumps and "connecting" the dots, between John Podesta and an elite underground ring of cabal loving, children-blood drinking pedophiles, is believed to be the PizzaGate post number zero.

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From here is was an all out fight to control the narrative, and not the one of the mainstream, but the PizzaGate narrative. What were pretty straight forward emails, became something much greater. The words and context could longer be trusted. The references to pizza were assumed coded messages, used to keep the "truth" hidden. Well soon thereafter things got out of hand. Once Comet Pizza was named, people couldn't take it.

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It was November 5th, almost a month before a shooter would later walk into Comet Pizza with a loaded gun, when this tweet was shared. This is when PizzaGate added a real world component to their completely online crusade. Now the "players", could be confronted in the flesh. People now had a location they could either attack or save.

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And exactly one month later, on December 5th, 2016, 28-year-old North Carolina resident Edgar Maddison Welch, was arrested for pointing a gun at a Comet Ping Pong Pizza employee before firing into the pizza restaurant. People online of course called it a 'false flag' incident, used to besmirch the good name of PizzaGate truthers, but on June 22nd, 2017, a Federal District Court in Washington sentenced Welch to four years in prison and three years probation.

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Welch who is a father said this to his daughters, "can't let you grow up in a world that's so corrupted by evil. I have to at least stand up for you and for other children just like you[…]Like I always told you we have a duty to protect people who can't protect themselves … I hope you understand that one day."

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Which brings us back to the present day. We know what happened to Jeffrey Epstein, we know the corruption that elites are afforded by our weak institutions, we know the goal of those who have is to maintain control over those who have-not, but we ask you this.

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Wouldn't we be in better hands if the guy NOT pictured with a Pedophile was our President? Maybe just maybe, this guy isn't your friend? Go out, we dare you, see for yourself.

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Alright, for the sake of fairness, we have included (in full), one of the longer and more shared PizzaGate gotcha threads we could find. The post is simply titled, 'A No Nonsense Summary of PizzaGate'. In it you will find some of the information above, but mostly you'll find loose connections between artists and politicians that at best are performative cabal losers and at worst, bad artists.

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The works of art that appear in this PizzaGate explainer montage are the works of Serbian artist, Biljana Đurđević, and they according to art critic Tami Katz-Friedman, "reflect her development as an artist during the horror-stricken 1990s – when violence in her country peaked following the collapse of the communist regime in Eastern Europe." The works are not relate to the greater conspiracy, not through common connections, but through the supposed "private" art collection of Tony Podesta.

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