22 Fire Tweets From the Sick Minds of Twitter

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"My lips they are in pain." Did you know chapstick is a conspiracy to make you buy more chapstick? It doesn't make your lips moist, but in fact does the opposite. The more you know.

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This image speaks to my soul. The forbidden cube of Chicken Chow Mein. We've heard tell of its legend, but we've never seen it up close before.

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This dude is going through it right now.

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Oh my god, who is excited? No one? That's what we thought.

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Okay.

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I accept.

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Lmao. She always looks like a deer in headlights.

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Aww isn't that wholesome.

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"Trust me, they won't notice a thing."

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It's true, this is what girl poop looks like.

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