44 Reasons Why Having Roommates Is The Worst

1. I Came Home From A Hellish Shift Last Night To Discover That My Roommate Is An Asshole.

2. Just Got This Key Cut For My 6'6", 250 Pound, Black Male Roommate.

3. My Housemate Has To Get Up At 4am For A Train. I'll Just Leave This Snowman Here.

4. My Roommate Hid This In My Sock Drawer... I'm Jewish.

5. My Roommate Told Me There Was A Leak Under The Sink. There Actually Was One But I Was Not Expecting This.

6. Well, I Didn't Need To Take A Shit Anymore.

7. Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?

8. I Decided To Turn My Roommates Bathroom Into A Chicken Coop. We Live In An Apartment.

9. I Am On A Diet. This Is What My Roommate Brought Home Tonight.

10. 1,350 Cups And 200 Gallons Of Water Later, I Think My Buddy Won His Prank War.

11. So A Housemate Left Without Saying Bye, I Found This In His Room.

12. My Roommate Is Always Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes About What She Does Around The House. Thought I'd Join In...

13. Thought My Roommate Was Bringing A Girl Home Tonight, So Naturally I Did This To His Bedroom.

14. Our Roommate Went Away On A Tropical Vacation, And Wasn't Very Civil About It. So We Made Sure He Never Would Have To Leave Paradise.

15. Bought A Creepy Mask Recently. Friend Wanted To Borrow It To Scare His Roommate. He Put This Together Before He Left For Spring Break For His Roommate To Find.

16. Made This Guy Out Of Our Housemates Clothes And Set Him Up In His Bathroom. I've Never Heard A Grown Man Scream So Much.

17. My Roommate Doesn't Realize That I, Too, Can Print To His Wireless Printer.

18. Roommate Passed Out Early At A Party.

19. Never Heard Anyone Scream SO Loud. Definitely Worth Buying!

20. Made For My Roommate.

21. My Roommate's Pranks Are Subtle, But Powerful.

22. My Roommate Is 27 Years Old And This Is How I Find Out We're Out Of Toilet Paper.

23. My Roommate Moved Out Five Months Ago; Only Today Did We Discover His "Surprise." After Sending Him A Confused Text, He Replied By Saying "You Found It! My Secret 'Stache'! "

24. We Made A Snowman For Our Roommate.

25. A Random Number Sent Me A Pic Of My Roommate Wasted With His Pants Pissed So I Turned It Into A Coffee Cup So He Has To See It Every Day.

26. My Roommate Went Away For The Week. He Now Has A Hello Kitty Computer.

27. This Guy Turns His Roommate’s Mess Into A “passive-Aggressive Art Gallery”.

28. The Prank War.

29. Thanks For The Idea. Roommate Comes Home From Vacation Tomorrow.

30. My Roommate Gave Me The Rent Money Today.

31. Live With 2 Girls Who Are Afraid Of Their Own Shadows, Left This In Their Bathroom With The Door Shut.

32. My Roommate's A B*tch. I Thought I Was Being Shot At.

33. I Got A Mannequin. My Roommates Are Going To Love It.

34. I Told My Roommate He Was Putting The TP On Backwards And Then I Find This.

35. Lost My Keys, Room Mate Offers To Replace Them And I Get These.

36. My Roommate Is Afraid Of Clowns.

37. My Roommate Went To Australia For A Few Months, So We Walled Off His Room.

38. Went To Defrost The Freezer. Seems My Roommate Has Been Having Some Fun.

39. My Roommate Is A Asshole, After Setting Off Security Alarms At The Doors Of Almost Every Store I Went To For 6 Months I Finally Found This Hidden In My Wallet.

40. My Friend Works At A Movie Theater And Can Take The Cardboard Cutouts. I Have An Irreconcilable Fear Of Sharks. She Decided To Use Her Spare Key Privileges To Terrify Me Beyond Repair.

41. Friends Pranked Me By Converting My Bedroom Into A Utility Closet While I Was Out Of Town.

42. My Housemate Said He Was Going Out To Buy A Mouse Trap... This Is What He Returned With.

43. Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate.

44. Left A Romantic Surprise For My Roommate.