1. “Privacy? Never heard of it!”
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2. “Tall people problems”
3. “So this ironing situation just got tricky.”
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4. “I’ll let you guess which one of these was working...”
5. Very convenient, thank you.
6. When there are no “DO NOT DISTURB” signs at your hotel, but resourceful is your middle name
7. When you don’t want to pay more for a water view
8. The dust on this phone seems like it’s been there for years.
9. The moment you realize that you’re staying in room 209
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11. “Staying in the Nightmare On Elm St. suite”
12. “I assume THIS is why it took 3 hours to clean the room before I could check in?!”
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13. No one promised that the shower head would be attached to the shower.
14. They were THAT close to making up the room properly.
15. Here’s a creative approach to solving an AC problem.
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16. “For when you hate your guests at the hotel...”
17. “When I checked the ‘Return on hanger’ box for my laundry, this wasn’t quite what I had in mind.”
18. Another marvelous scene from the window
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19. “Here’s the door of my next door neighbors — 3 nights of a crazy sorority party!”
20. Not exactly what you think of when booking a “charming antique hotel.”
21. OK, thank you then for this small plate that surprisingly resembles an ashtray.
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22. “The staff from our new hotel calls this a kitchenette...”
23. Seems like the safest way to keep something in this safe is to carry it with you everywhere you go...
24. When you occasionally find out why there are so many tea and coffee sachets in the room
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25. “This toilet brush in my hotel room”
26. When you want to amaze your customers
27. “The vending machine at my hotel has Tide in it.”
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28. “The hotel I’m staying at has 2 rolls of toilet paper, each one going in different directions.”
29. “My hotel from this weekend used to be a bank. They turned the vault into a bar!”
30. “My hotel also had exit signs near the floor, presumably for when you are crawling on the floor to avoid smoke inhalation during a fire.”
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31. At the Europa Park Hotel in Germany there is a tiny children’s bathroom in the bathroom.
32. “This welcome towel in my hotel room”
33. “My hotel shower handle tells you the water temperature.”
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34. “The pillows in my hotel room are labeled by preference.”
35. “The bathroom signs at my hotel are trying to hold it.”
36. The room numbers at this hotel are on the floor.
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37. “The sewing kit at my hotel came with the needles pre-threaded.”
38. “Last time I was in Las Vegas I ran out of towels. I told housekeeping that I would tip one dollar for every extra towel put in my room.”
39. “My hotel in Odessa (Ukraine) tells you which day it is by changing the elevator carpet every day.”
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40. “I requested a photo of James Earl Jones for my hotel room. 5-star customer service!”
41. “My hotel gives you a rubber ducky.”
42. “This bread at my hotel also comes with a curly tail.”
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43. Just a little cozy catastrophe for perfectionists...
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