40 People Who Got Delt a Bad Hand By The Universe

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“Took a swig and wasn’t expecting lumps.”

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“I put up a fence to keep my thieving and incredibly nosy neighbor out. He then put up a camera so that he could look in.”

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“Traded in my iPhone to apple, they rejected my trade in and sent this back. I sent a working complete phone.”

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“In the middle of the night, I apparently thought this was my earbuds’ case.”

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“A generous tip for someone working at a restaurant.”

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“A delivery guy forgot to use his handbrake on our steep driveway.”

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“The worst possible photo your drone can take.”

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“So I let my buddy start the grill up, and I walked out to this.”

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“Our dog scared our cat, which jumped on and off the table, pushing our 1000-piece puzzle off.”

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“Wanted to use the bathroom, might as well use a trashcan.”

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“When only 4 seconds are left...never ever will try cooking eggs in the microwave.”

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“Just tried to open up a new bottle of olive oil and...”

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“I will never financially recover from this.”

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“One of my adult kids left this in the fridge.”

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“Dude spent the majority of a late night flight watching TV with speakers, full blast. Said he ’didn’t have headphones.’”

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“A bottle of human urine was in my Amazon Fresh order.”

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“My sister ordered a pizza for her boyfriend’s birthday, and this is how it arrived.”

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“The sole of my boots were glued and not stitched to the upper.”

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“Coming home from work hungry and using the wrong lid of the cayenne pepper.”

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“My wife said I should try Spam.”

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“It finally happened to me: scissors that need scissors to open them.”

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“Friend was served this burger last night. Waitress physically recoiled when we showed her. I’m not a burger expert but that seems a little too pink.”

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“So I got robbed after coming back from a 12.5 hour shift…awesome”

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“Tried crossfit for the first time, literally the first day I went, & ended up with rhabdomyolysis”

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“Knocked a bottle over and it landed perfectly upside down without the cap. How Do I pick it up now without spilling everything?”

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“I forgot I was cooking rice and it burned. I’ve been scrubbing for an hour and it won’t clean! my parents are gonna kill me”

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“I knew I had saved some pizza for later somewhere…”

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“someone tried to take my radio and now it’s theft proof”

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“Imagine working a 10hr shift, going home excited to cook dinner, just to find your roommate has done nothing the entire day.”

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“This is why I don’t cook”

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“This is why we don’t have nice things”

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