40 Painful Dating Profiles to Make You Delete the Apps

The dating app scene can be rough. 

Some people never get any matches, and when they do, they turn out to be bots or someone even worse at conversation than a bot. 

Hinge, in particular, has some wildly boring prompts with some even worse answers. Hopeful romantics have scrolled through to find people answering “A random fact I love” with things like “music” or “spider.” No one seems to understand how to use these apps, and if they do, they’re profile picture might be of an eighty-year-old woman or a man with an Amish beard. 

That may be what you’re into, we’re not judging, but to us, and most people, the dating app are a personal hell we're doomed to wander alone for the rest of our lives.