39 Funny Randoms to Uplift Your Mood

1.

When high voltage meets wood.

2.

My chickens greeting me when I come home from work.

3.

25 years of life and I’ve only just discovered pink grasshoppers exist and apparently like my car.

4.

A bird got itself stuck in my porch light.

5.

A tomato has been lying on my countertop for weeks, guess the conditions were ideal for the seeds inside to sprout.

6.

The mailbox is a miniature version of the building.

7.

A Tesla converted into a truck I saw on the way home.

8.

Somewhere, there is a man who is very pleased with himself for landing that ball in the wet cement.

9.

Mutant and proud!

10.

Got some lengthwise-cut bread from work.

11.

Bird poop shaped like the bird that pooped it.

12.

Found this bad boy at my job, I kind of want to keep it.

13.

Just a tree I found on my walk.

14.

My ice froze straight up.

15.

Some chocolate syrup added to a glass of milk accidentally made a tiny question mark.

16.

This pet shop don’t sell bunnies at Easter.

17.

Eggsperts say odds are 11 billion to 1.

18.

One of my friends deleted social media and is attempting to stay in contact VIA mail.

19.

My local gym gave the handicap drawing a noticeable bicep.

20.

If you ever meet Steve Martin by chance, he gives you a card as proof you met him.

21.

The most horrible flip-flops I have ever seen.

22.

Chocolate-dipped pickles to make your kid quit popsicles.

23.

“Blue jeans vespa”

24.

“My past co-worker’s chicken purse”

25.

“Catch and release: froggy phone”

26.

“First time encounter with this sweet treat. But why?”

27.

“This chair is made of wood.”

28.

“A collection of rubber duckies on the dashboard of a car”

29.

“This bird house is a miniature version of the human house.”

30.

“Teddy bear with a cast and crutches found at antique store.”

31.

“Make your own construction vehicles — with crochet.”

32.

“My thick glasses lenses look like ice cubes.”

33.

“These Parisian stools have uneven legs.”

34.

“This burger was made to look like a Lego brick.”

35.

“This car’s rear wiper”

36.

“This Coke bottle I got in France about ten years ago...”

37.

“This mask I found at an antique store”

38.

Toilet fishing

39.

“Oversized band-aid on this dented car in the parking garage at work.”