1. When your mother nags at you about a mess in your own apartment.
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2. How you felt the first time you tried female hair products.
3. When the public toilet is out of paper towels.
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4. Opening a jar of pickles for your girlfriend that she couldn't open.
5. When you're at a concert and recognize a song halfway through.
6. When you see free samples at Costco.
7. Talking to a one night stand the next morning
8. Dont move, theres a wasp on you!
9. When you saw Kate Upton in an American Flag Bikini.
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10. When someone tells you that you cant do something, then you do it.
11. When your friend scored a date with someone who you thought would shoot him down.
12. Proving somebody wrong.
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13. Whenever you try to flirt with a girl.
14. When you gamble on a fart and lose.
15. When you finish while watching porn and skip ahead and see better parts..
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16. When someone calls or texts you on the weekend.
17. At the beginning of every NFL season when you realize how many players are younger than you.
18. When a typo destroys your entire argument.
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19. When your girlfriend wants sex on a whiskey night.
20. Your face when watching Womens Olympic Volleyball.
21. Sitting at the dinner table while your friends parents argue.
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22. Clapping for your friend who gets the promotion you wanted.
23. When you see a fat dude at the gym working his ass off.
24. Trying to get your girlfriend to have morning sex.
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25. When you spot Super Smash Bros being played at a party.
26. How you feel after you fap.
27. When your girlfriend goes to work and you have the day off.
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28. When your parents told you they looked through your internet history at the diner table.
29. Whenever you walk into a porta-potty.
30. Whenever you tell a joke, waiting for someone to get it.
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31. After getting laid for the first time in months.
32. When you get to the top of a roller coaster.
33. When your cat wont leave the room during private time.
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34. How your roommates do their dishes
35. When your girlfriends parents finally left after a week long visit.
36. When a hot girl makes eye contact with you.
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37. When your ex girlfriend fights with her current boyfriend over Facebook.
38. When the internet is down.
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