37 Robots Who Should Not Have Been Given Human Faces

Look, if we’re going to keep making robots, can we at least agree not to give them human faces? It’s hard enough to pretend we’re not creating a self-aware race of subservient mechanical slaves without them having the ability to stare deep into our souls.

If you have to give them faces, at least make them look like the Terminator. That way, when my microwave gains sentience and I have to beat it to death to save my family, it won’t haunt my dreams afterward.

Seriously, I’ve never seen a robot with a human face that doesn't look absolutely horrifying. If science hasn’t cracked it yet, I don’t think it’s going to happen. Pack it up, guys.