25 Real Life Cheat Codes That Actually Work
Life is tough. That's why every now and then you need a good life hack to make things a little easier. Here are 25 little cheats to put life on easy mode.
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If you gently rock back and forth while going #2, it will take significantly less time and make it easier to pass more "troublesome" movements.
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Can't find your car in a parking lot? Hitting the lock button trying to get it to beep? Extend the distance of key-less entry by putting the key under your chin. The signal will resonate in your skull, increasing the range dramatically. This works, and is safe because the radiation is non-ionizing.
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To get through tech support quickly with an ISP, choose the option for becoming a new customer. Then when you get there ask to transfer to tech support. Usually they won't put you on hold because they see the number coming from the new customer line.
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When you're giving a presentation, bring a bottle of water up to the podium. If you find yourself in a spot where you blank, taking a drink will allow you to gather your thoughts. Nobody will be the wiser.
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Secretaries, tech support and janitors are the true power in office buildings. Make friends, remember birthdays and you can get anything you need or go anywhere you need.
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The color of the twist ties on bread in the supermarket indicate which day the bread was shipped fresh to the store. Monday = Blue. Tuesday = Green. Thursday = Red. Friday = White. Saturday = Yellow.
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If you feel uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes when they're talking to you, look at their nose instead. They cannot tell the difference.
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When you buy something online, you usually get a chance to enter a promo code before you purchase.Google the promo codes.They're out there - you can get anything from free shipping to 25% off the purchase.
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Don't hesitate to put yourself in more socially awkward situations. You will become desensitized to it, which makes you more outgoing.
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Give yourself a half hour of downtime in the morning, between being ready to leave and leaving. Your day won't feel so rushed.
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If you are quitting something like smoking or drinking, every time you feel the urge to do said addiction, go for a run, do 20 sit ups, 20 push ups etc. This way you can start to associate exercise with quitting, and you get fitter the more you quit.
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If you get brain freeze from eating something cold too quickly, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as hard as you can. Voila, instant brainfreeze relief.
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If you spill any liquid that will stain your carpet, (red wine, juice, etc), pour some salt on it. Work it into the carpet with your hands, leave it there for a few hours, and vacuum it out. Voila, stain gone.
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At the end of your shower, turn the water really cold. This will wake you up and get blood flowing. It also closes your pores to allow for less dirt and bacteria to get in to help reduce acne problems.
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When studying arts at university, take notes on your prof's political/philosophical ideologies and world views. Regurgitate these in essays and on exams for an A grade. Also, margins, font, font size, etc. are incredibly important. Never neglect these.
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Avoid forgetting something in the morning by placing it in your shoes. (Works best if you wear the same pair every day.)
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If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank.
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Gently work an orange in your hands to loosen the peel from the fruit. This makes it easy enough to get the whole peel in one shot.
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