35 Prime Examples of Murphy's Law in Action

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“10 minute walk and I end up covered in about 40 ticks. Kill me.”

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“I have 30 seconds to sweep this up before the cat pees on it.”

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“Thanks for the Baconator Fries, Wendy’s…”

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“I am currently without electricity in a remote village in arctic”

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“Someone crashed into our wall and drove off last night.”

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“My coworker left his phone under the industrial paper cutter.”

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“Opened the door to my Bluebird nesting box to check on the growth of the baby birds and found this snake inside. All the birds were eaten.”

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“My long board broke, im about 5 miles from my car..”

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“I left my wife’s first mother’s day gift in the car for 5 minutes”

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“Worn bandaids my whole life but just became allergic.”

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“When your horse likes to hang out in the carport… but suddenly has a bout of explosive diarrhoea.”

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“Half a roach in my Chinese takeout.”

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“Meal prepped 4 days of food. This is day 3.”

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“Been itching to get a handle of Johnnie Walker Black since my first time trying it a few months ago, but couldn’t justify spending so much (for me) on it. Found it today for ~$20 cheaper than usual and decided to treat myself. This happened as soon as I got home.”

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“Found out I’m allergic to Amoxicillin today!”

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“Nobody told me there was no floor support in an attic…”

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